Monday, December 24, 2007

World's most expensive home built in Bozeman



They've been working on this since I moved here. Just finished construction today. Here's an article from when they first announced the project. Yay Bozeman, striving to become the world's most expensive place to live!!!



NEW YORK — If you're looking for a new home and have $155 million to spare, you could be the proud owner of the world's most expensive abodes.

Forbes.com, the online site of Forbes magazine, on Thursday said timber and real estate baron Tim Blixseth has just upped the ante in the price of the world's most expensive home, planning to build and sell a home for $155 million.

The 53,000-square-foot stone and wood mansion will be built at the Yellowstone Club, a members-only, residential ski and golf resort near Bozeman, Montana developed by Blixseth.

That tops the $139 million asking price for Updown Court in Windlesham, England, which was listed No. 1 in the Forbes.com list of the world's most expensive homes in 2006.

It also exceeds the $125 million that U.S. media mogul and reality TV star Donald Trump is asking for the renovated estate he owns in Palm Beach, Florida.

Blixseth, who ranks No. 322 in the 2006 Forbes 400 list with a $1.2 billion fortune, said he had already received interest in the home.

"Some of (the world's richest) just have to have the best. Price is not an issue," he told Forbes.com.

The 10-bedroom mansion will sit on 160 acres and will come with a private gondola-like chairlift that will carry residents to the Yellowstone Club's private ski slopes, an indoor/outdoor swimming pool, and a home movie theater, and it is fully furnished.

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

SEVERE ANUSSTORM WARNING IN EFFECT FOR MY TOILET

THE NATIONAL PLUMBING SERVICE HAS ISSUED A...

*SEVERE ANUSSTORM WARNING FOR

*THE UPSTAIRS TOILET

*EFFECTIVE UNTIL 1115 PM MDT

*AT 952 PM MDT...NATIONAL PLUMBING SERVICE SPOTTERS REPORTED A SEVERE ANUSSTORM IN THE UPSTAIRS TOILET. THIS STORM WAS STATIONARY.

*THIS STORM WILL BE NEAR:

THE UPSTAIRS TOILET NOW!

*THIS STORM WILL BE CAPABLE OF RECTALBURST WINDS TO 60 MPH AND VERY LARGE FECES CAPABLE OF SUBSTANTIAL DAMAGE TO PLUMBING.

Sunday, December 16, 2007

Wal-Mart bashing is stupid

The other day I came across a couple of know-nothings whining about Wal-Mart's pro-monopoly business tactics.

I ask, what is the sense in punishing a company for its success? We complain about the Wal-Martization of America, with Wal-Marts and other big boxes moving in and neighborhood corner stores moving out. But big box stores are successful because we choose to shop there. The majority of Americans choose Wal-Mart over Bozeman Grocery or whatever; nobody forces them to go to Wal-Mart.

Got an issue with Wal-Mart? Don't shop there. I disagree with many of their tactics with respect to employee benefits and outsourcing, so I don't shop there. That is more than those anti-Wal-Mart malcontents can say.

(btw, hopefully said malcontents don't see this blog :P)

Friday, December 7, 2007

An Ode to New England (I wrote this two and a half years ago)

Nomah.....Nomah.....Have you ever seen a bunch of Massholes more conflicted about their sexuality? Ben and Matt, BACK bay, North END, Ted Williams' TUNNEL, French LICK, South SIDE, the Big DICK, Troy Brown going both ways, John HanCAWK, MarbleHEAD. Even the horribly bland Bellichek looks like Isaac Mizrahi with the stupid headband. Would Andy Reid ever be caught dead wearing a headband to warm his ears?

Boston is a cesspool. It is an absolutely wretched filthy wasteland. It is a cold disgusting, smelly, segregated pit of despair. Hey Beantown, scared of Black people? Troy Brown has to play both ways and Kraft makes him bus tables at Legal's? What a joke. Red Auerbach cant even stand that place or his stupid statue. Put the Charles River through a Brita Filter and you might get the Delaware or Schuykill. Lobster Rolls at McDonalds? WTF is wrong with you people. Sorry, Black Jeans and mullets are NOT cool. Not even WICKED cool. You town is not even cool enough for the Mafia anymore. Tom Brady? What is he the missing Brady. Have you ever seen someone more aw shucks then that? Ouch...My nose!.....You guys dont even deserve Bill Buckner...He is TOO good for you. The only balls you will see rolling between your legs are Ben Affleck's. What is worse than a 58 degree July day at Fenway? Nostalgic? That place is a shithole. I have never been to a more uncomfortable place. Have you ever seen anyone dumber than Larry Bird? Tommy Hearns has a stronger chin than that guy. Dr J used to school him..Remember him...He was the BLACK guy in the red Uniform. Sorry Dennis Johnson is not Black. He has red hair and freckles. After what the Eagles do the Patsys, you will all need some Robert Parish weed. Teddy Bruschi? Have you ever seen someone more Neanderthal than that? He makes Johnny Damon look like Danny Ainge. Well, at least he wont be on the Black bus to Jax with Romeo Crenel. Must be nice to do all the work, get none of the credit and have to ride Greyhound to the game. Corey Dillon? Corey Feldman could get more rush yards against the Eagles D....In Fact Corey Haim could outrun him....Sorry the Iggles wont lose to Tommy, Corey, Teddy, Charlie or Earthwin.

New England? You couldnt even beat Old England...Not even at home.

You Suck....In fact...You WICKED suck Chowderheads. Cowboy Down Cawksuckahs.

Iggles 19. Pats 18.

Thursday, December 6, 2007

This storm was pitiful

We got only a bit over three feet of snow with peak wind gusts to only 95 mph. So my power was only out for a couple days. Chex this shizz out (you have to click the empty black square to view the pic:


Sunday, December 2, 2007

This is the first time the weather has actually made me nervous

URGENT - WINTER WEATHER MESSAGE
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE GREAT FALLS MT
941 PM MST SUN DEC 2 2007

MTZ015-055-031245-
/O.EXB.KTFX.WS.W.0014.071203T0700Z-071204T0000Z/
MADISON-GALLATIN-
INCLUDING THE CITIES OF...ENNIS...BOZEMAN...WEST YELLOWSTONE
941 PM MST SUN DEC 2 2007

...SEVERE BLIZZARD WARNING IN EFFECT UNTIL 5 PM MST MONDAY..

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN GREAT FALLS HAS ISSUED A SEVERE BLIZZARD WARNING...WHICH IS IN EFFECT UNTIL 5 PM MST MONDAY.

STRONG WESTERLY WINDS OF 80 TO 100 MPH ARE EXPECTED ACROSS THE
AREA. GUSTS TO NEAR 160 MPH ARE POSSIBLE AT HIGHER ELEVATIONS. SNOW
ACCUMULATIONS OF 3 TO 6 FEET ARE EXPECTED IN VALLEYS WITH 10 TO
15 FEET EXPECTED AT HIGHER ELEVATIONS. BLOWING SNOW WILL RESTRICT
VISIBILITIES TO ZERO AND TRAVEL WILL BE
NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE THROUGH MONDAY.

A SEVERE BLIZZARD WARNING MEANS SEVERE... PERHAPS LETHAL... WINTER WEATHER CONDITIONS WILL BE
OCCURRING. FALLING AND BLOWING SNOW WITH STRONG WINDS AND POOR
VISIBILITIES ARE LIKELY. THIS WILL LEAD TO WHITEOUT
CONDITIONS...MAKING TRAVEL EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. DO NOT TRAVEL. IF
YOU MUST...HAVE A WINTER SURVIVAL KIT WITH YOU. IF YOU GET
STRANDED...STAY WITH YOUR VEHICLE.

$$

Never in my life have I seen a storm even half this intensity. Say byebye to power for weeks on end :(

Friday, November 30, 2007

Nobody cares about Natalie Hollaway

The one good thing about Hurricane Katrina is that it whiped Natalie Hollaway out of the headlines for good... until now. Now they've found some evidence or something like that, so the media is whoring this story out for all it's worth. Problem is, for me, it's worth nothing.

I laugh at all the people who watch this story like a soap opera. There are so many more intellectually stimulating, impacting news stories to follow. Stories that impact thousands, if not millions, of people. A person a day is murdered on the streets of Philadelphia. But who cares? We should only care about some allegedly attractive blonde girl from Alabama who got lost in Aruba!!!

I bet her parents are hiding her body just to keep this story on the news. Goddamn I hate this story!!!

Monday, November 26, 2007

I WON A PLASMA TELEVISION

FO FWEE??? YES, FO FWEE!!!

Actually I won it a while ago for being quick to be the first to e-mail the local meteorologist that his forecast was wrong. But I just got it a few days ago, so here's a pic:

http://s17.photobucket.com/albums/b59/omgitsjackwtf/?action=view¤t=IMG_0868.jpg

I win!

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Remembering the Montana Christmas Blizzard of 1996

I was remeniscing (sp) about perhaps my most fond snowstorm (and entire winter) ever. On December 25, 1996, while visiting grandma in Montana, an extremely potent snowstorm moved into the Northern Rockies and began dumping snow at an unbelievable rate. By the day's end 38 inches of snow had fallen within 24 hours. The next day, another 13 inches. Then more after that. Total tally in Anaconda was 78" from one storm that lasted several consecutive days. Consider also that this came on top of 2 feet that had already fallen previously.

In order to get inside the house, we were forced to climb a ten foot snowdrift to a window upstairs. Entire bottom story was smothered in snow. And it didn't melt, either - a month long period of sub zero temperatures (along with 2 weeks of -20 and three days of -40 to -50) set in, and snow just continued to pile on all the way through April - although I was back in NYC by then.

I want a repeat of that winter. I NEED it!!!!!! It was by far our most intense winter on record, but still the possibility exists.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

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Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Positively New Jersey

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSLW9fFDIRY

heh NJ

Saturday, October 6, 2007

More snow pics

http://s17.photobucket.com/albums/b59/omgitsjackwtf/Winter%202007-2008/

A slushy accumulation of 3 inches. Now we have 8 inches. I drove to the grocery store and could barely see 20 feet ahead of me.

Friday, October 5, 2007

BLIZZARD WARNING IN EFFECT (I swear this will be the last one of these for a while :P)

URGENT - WINTER WEATHER MESSAGE
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE BILLINGS MT
346 PM MDT FRI OCT 5 2007

.A STRONG STORM SYSTEM WILL MOVE OUT OF THE GREAT BASIN AND ACROSS THE CENTRAL ROCKIES TONIGHT. A STRONG SOUTHERLY JET STREAM AHEAD OF THIS SYSTEM WILL BRING CONSIDERABLE MOISTURE INTO SOUTHWEST MONTANA AND COMBINE WITH COLD AIR FROM THE WEST. THIS WILL RESULT IN SIGNIFICANT SNOWFALL OVER THE BEARTOOTH AND BRIDGER MOUNTAINS AS WELL AS THE GALLATIN AND PARADISE VALLEYS TONIGHT THROUGH SATURDAY. THE HEAVIEST SNOWFALL WILL BE ABOVE 8000 FEET.

MTZ067-060600-
/O.UPG.KBYZ.WS.A.0013.071006T0000Z-071007T0000Z/
/O.NEW.KBYZ.WS.W.0006.071006T0000Z-071007T0000Z/
BRIDGER/BEARTOOTH MOUNTAINS-PARK COUNTY-GALLAIN COUNTY
INCLUDING THE CITIES OF...COOKE CITY...RED LODGE...BOZEMAN...WEST YELLOWSTONE...LIVINGSTON
346 PM MDT FRI OCT 5 2007

...BLIZZARD WARNING IN EFFECT UNTIL 6 PM MDT SATURDAY...

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN BILLINGS HAS ISSUED A BLIZZARD WARNING...WHICH IS IN EFFECT UNTIL 6 PM MDT SATURDAY. THE WINTER STORM WATCH IS NO LONGER IN EFFECT.

AREAS OF SNOWFALL WILL DEVELOP THIS EVENING ACROSS THE BEARTOOTH AND BRIDGER MOUNTAINS...AND BECOME HEAVY AT TIMES OVERNIGHT INTO SATURDAY. SNOW LEVELS ARE EXPECTED TO BE NEAR 8000 FEET EARLY THIS EVENING...DROPPING TO AROUND 4500 FEET BY MORNING. TOTAL SNOWFALL AMOUNTS OF 8 TO 12 INCHES WILL BE COMMON IN BOZEMAN...WITH 12 TO 18 INCHES IN THE MOUNTAINS. THE SNOW IS EXPECTED TO TAPER OFF FROM THE WEST SATURDAY AFTERNOON.

IN ADDITION TO THE HEAVY SNOW...LETHALLY STRONG SOUTH WINDS WILL CREATE CONSIDERABLE BLOWING AND DRIFTING SNOW AND WHITE-OUT CONDITIONS THROUGH SATURDAY MORNING. EXPECT WIND GUSTS UPWARDS OF 100MPH ALONG FAVORABLE VALLEYS AND CANYONS...INCLUDING THE GALLATIN VALLEY AND BOZEMAN. WINDS ARE EXPECTED TO DIMINISH BY MID DAY SATURDAY.

A BLIZZARD WARNING MEANS SIGNIFICANT AMOUNTS OF SNOW COMBINED WITH STRONG WINDS ARE LIKELY...AND WILL MAKE TRAVEL VERY HAZARDOUS OR IMPOSSIBLE AT TIMES. STAY INDOORS AS LIFE-THREATENING CONDITIONS DEVELOP ACROSS THE REGION.

$$

Thursday, October 4, 2007

Picture taken this evening

This is what my street looks like at this moment:



:D

As you can tell, I live in the hood. It's rough up here. Pimps, ho's and crack dealers abound. In Montana we hunt them for fun.

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

WINTER STORM WATCH - BOZEMAN

Winter Storm Watch


URGENT - WINTER WEATHER MESSAGE
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE GREAT FALLS MT
230 PM MDT WED OCT 3 2007

MTZ009-010-012-014-015-044>046-048>055-041130-
/O.NEW.KTFX.WS.A.0011.071005T0600Z-071005T1800Z/
NORTHERN ROCKY MOUNTAIN FRONT-EASTERN GLACIER-CASCADE-
CENTRAL AND SOUTHERN LEWIS AND CLARK-MADISON-TOOLE-LIBERTY-
EASTERN PONDERA-SOUTHERN ROCKY MOUNTAIN FRONT-EASTERN TETON-
JUDITH BASIN-FERGUS-JEFFERSON-BROADWATER-MEAGHER-GALLATIN-
INCLUDING THE CITIES OF...BROWNING...CUT BANK...GREAT FALLS..
HELENA...LINCOLN...ENNIS...SHELBY...CHESTER...CONRAD...CHOTEAU..
FAIRFIELD...STANFORD...LEWISTOWN...BOULDER...TOWNSEND..
WHITE SULPHUR SPRINGS...BOZEMAN...WEST YELLOWSTONE
230 PM MDT WED OCT 3 2007

...WINTER STORM WATCH IN EFFECT FROM LATE THURSDAY NIGHT THROUGH
FRIDAY MORNING FOR PORTIONS OF SOUTHWEST AND NORTH CENTRAL MONTANA..

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN GREAT FALLS HAS ISSUED A WINTER
STORM WATCH...WHICH IS IN EFFECT FROM LATE THURSDAY NIGHT THROUGH
FRIDAY MORNING.

A STRONG EARLY FALL STORM WILL MOVE THROUGH SOUTHWEST AND NORTH
CENTRAL MONTANA THURSDAY NIGHT AND FRIDAY. TEMPERATURES WILL FALL
INTO THE LOW 30S OVER THE PLAINS AND IN THE VALLEYS WITH RAIN
MIXING WITH AND POSSIBLY CHANGING OVER TO SNOW EARLY FRIDAY
MORNING. WHILE THERE IS STILL A GREAT DEAL OF UNCERTAINTY IN THE
FORECAST...IT IS POSSIBLE THAT THE PLAINS OF NORTH CENTRAL MONTANA
AND THE SOUTHWEST MONTANA VALLEYS COULD SEE 1 TO 2 INCHES OF SNOW
ACCUMULATION FRIDAY MORNING.


IN ADDITION...THERE IS A POTENTIAL FOR THE MOUNTAINS OF SOUTHWEST
AND NORTH CENTRAL MONTANA TO RECEIVE 6 TO 12 INCHES OF SNOW
ACCUMULATION BY FRIDAY AFTERNOON. ANYONE WHO HAS TRAVEL OR OUTDOOR
PLANS FOR THURSDAY NIGHT AND FRIDAY SHOULD PREPARE FOR POTENTIAL
WINTER WEATHER CONDITIONS.

A WINTER STORM WATCH MEANS THERE IS A POTENTIAL FOR SIGNIFICANT
SNOW...SLEET...OR ICE ACCUMULATIONS THAT MAY IMPACT TRAVEL.
CONTINUE TO MONITOR THE LATEST FORECASTS.

$$

Sunday, September 30, 2007

Saturday, September 29, 2007

Bozeman named "Best place to retire" by USNews

http://www.usnews.com/usnews/biztech/articles/070920/20retire.bozeman.htm

Best Places to Retire: Bozeman, Montana
By Alison Go
Posted 9/20/07

The people of Bozeman, Mont., don't want this story to be published. They want the writers and photographers out, and they want the media to forget that their beautiful, once little town exists. "There's the idea that 'foreigners,' as we call them, are going to destroy old-time Montana," says Connie Lord, a longtime Bozeman resident and native of the state. When Lord returned to Big Sky Country after moving away for work, she discovered a transformed city. "What happened to my sleepy little town?" she wondered.

Bozeman—an outdoorsy sanctuary tucked within the Rocky Mountains, just 93 miles north of Yellowstone National Park—anchors Montana's fastest-growing county. Bozeman is home to Montana State University, but it has also become a mecca to vacationers and tech-industry workers, along with retirees looking for peace, quiet, culture, community, and the great outdoors.

Winters in Bozeman offer excellent skiing at the nearby glitzy Big Sky Ski Resort and local favorite Bridger Bowl Ski Area. For the warmer months, hiking trails snake through the foothills and canyons in every direction, while the Gallatin, Yellowstone, and Madison rivers, less than an hour's drive away, are teeming with avid fly fishers (fish, too).

A historic downtown boasts cafes and boutiques and serves as the venue for a seemingly endless number of art fairs and music festivals. Opportunities abound for horseback riding, and dude ranches outside town attract tourists and sometimes even locals. The university, the Emerson Center for the Arts and Culture, and the Museum of the Rockies add their own energy, culture, and academic pedigree to the scene.

For Lord, who works at the university as a research technician, life revolves around ballroom dancing and the active two-step scene in Bozeman. She meets with her partner and other dancers from all over the county several times a week to practice, a time when sprightly senior citizens can mambo with 14-year-olds.

Outsiders have found the area hard to resist, and fewer and fewer do. Bozeman has attracted plenty of wealthy retirees who gravitate toward pricey real estate on the outskirts of the city. And the influx of all those well-heeled seniors has made living in what some have jokingly renamed "Boz Angeles" nearly unaffordable. New, reasonably priced housing does exist—a three-bedroom house could go for $275,000—but for natives whose wages have not increased to match, the transformation is often startling.

Change at the Bozeman Hot Springs mirrors the town's metamorphosis. The once dingy gathering spot has recently been transformed into a ritzy spa featuring nine pools filled with hot springs water, a fitness center, and a sauna.

Yet as corners of the town are upgraded and reimagined to the chagrin of some locals, Bozeman's core appeal remains the same: a sense of community that's obvious in the city's many groups and meetups dedicated to skiing, hiking, painting, and knitting, to name a few. And as long as newcomers respect Bozeman's natural beauty and small-town feel, they're sure to feel welcome. The locals are a very nice bunch, really. Just don't tell them you're a reporter.

Bozeman named best small town in the country

http://www.bizjournals.com/edit_special/41.html

If small-town life holds special appeal for you, look out West.

Seven of the 10 highest-ranked cities that offer the best quality of life are in Western states, according to a new study by Bizjournals.

Topping the list is Bozeman, Mont., where it can get awfully cold –- even dropping below freezing on the occasional summer night -- but there are plenty of compensations.

Like the stunning view of the Rocky Mountains. And the strong local economy. And the intellectual and cultural activity at Montana State University.

The Bizjournals study compares the performances of America's 577 micropolitan areas in 12 statistical categories. The 10 communities with the highest scores have been designated as "dreamtowns," indicating that they offer an outstanding quality of life.

Bozeman tops the list because of its strong showings in several categories:

* Its number of small businesses grew by almost 28 percent during the past five years, topping all but two of the 577 communities in the study group.

* Bozeman's population increased by 15.3 percent in half a decade, ranking 11th in micropolitan America.

* The local share of adults with bachelor's degrees, 41 percent, is sixth among all of the nation's small communities.


Yay us!!! Greatest place in America to live!!! I have good taste.

Friday, September 28, 2007

HEAVY SNOW WARNING ISSUED FOR BOZEMAN

NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE GREAT FALLS MT
248 PM MDT FRI SEP 28 2007

MTZ008-015-055-290500-
/O.UPG.KTFX.WS.A.0010.070929T0600Z-070929T1800Z/
/O.NEW.KTFX.SN.Y.0018.070929T0600Z-070930T0000Z/
/O.NEW.KTFX.HS.W.0008.070929T0600Z-070930T0000Z/
BEAVERHEAD-MADISON-GALLATIN-
INCLUDING THE CITIES OF...DILLON...ENNIS...BOZEMAN..
WEST YELLOWSTONE
248 PM MDT FRI SEP 28 2007

...HEAVY SNOW WARNING IN EFFECT FROM MIDNIGHT TONIGHT TO 6 PM MDT
SATURDAY ABOVE 6000 FEET..
...SNOW ADVISORY IN EFFECT FROM MIDNIGHT TONIGHT TO 6 PM MDT
SATURDAY BELOW 6000 FEET..
...WINTER STORM WATCH NO LONGER IN EFFECT..

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN GREAT FALLS HAS ISSUED A HEAVY
SNOW WARNING...WHICH IS IN EFFECT FROM MIDNIGHT TONIGHT TO 6 PM
MDT SATURDAY ABOVE 6000 FEET. A SNOW ADVISORY HAS ALSO BEEN ISSUED.
THIS SNOW ADVISORY IS IN EFFECT FROM MIDNIGHT TONIGHT TO 6 PM MDT
SATURDAY BELOW 6000 FEET. THE WINTER STORM WATCH IS NO LONGER IN
EFFECT.

EXPECT SNOW ACCUMULATIONS OF UP TO 2 INCHES BELOW 5000 FEET...2 TO 6
INCHES BETWEEN 5000 FEET AND 7000 FEET...AND 6 TO 12 INCHES ABOVE 7000 FEET.


A COLD AND MOIST PACIFIC WEATHER SYSTEM WILL MOVE THROUGH WESTERN
MONTANA SATURDAY MORNING. AHEAD OF THIS SYSTEM PRECIPITATION WILL
BEGIN AFTER MIDNIGHT WITH SNOW LEVELS BETWEEN 8000 FEET AND 9000
FEET. SNOW LEVELS WILL DROP TO THE VALLEY FLOORS BY MORNING. SNOW
WILL END SATURDAY EVENING.

A HEAVY SNOW WARNING MEANS SEVERE WINTER WEATHER CONDITIONS ARE
EXPECTED OR OCCURRING. SIGNIFICANT AMOUNTS OF SNOW ARE FORECAST
THAT WILL MAKE TRAVEL DANGEROUS. ONLY TRAVEL IN AN EMERGENCY. IF
YOU MUST...KEEP AN EXTRA FLASHLIGHT...FOOD...AND WATER IN YOUR
VEHICLE IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY.

A SNOW ADVISORY MEANS THAT PERIODS OF SNOW WILL CAUSE PRIMARILY
TRAVEL DIFFICULTIES. BE PREPARED FOR SNOW COVERED ROADS AND
LIMITED VISIBILITIES...AND USE CAUTION WHILE DRIVING.

$$

Wooooooooohooooooooooooo! OK, back to work >_>

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Why it is worth it to fork out $700 to fly to Montana:

Driving into Bozeman from the airport during a Friday Rush hour:



View from my front yard and the Spanish Peaks:



Intersection of Main and 19th with Bridger Mountains in the background:






Main Street Bozeman:



Banff, Alberta:





Lake Louise, said to be the most beautiful spot on earth:



Glacier National Park along the Going-to-the-Sun Highway, 10,000 feet, Northwestern Montana:





Mission Valley and Flathead Lake, where I lived for two years, Montana:







The pressure is on :P

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Meerkat Manor

...is the greatest television show ever. My aunt got me hooked on this program last weekend and now I can't wait for the next episode.

<3 meerkats

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

First snow of the season



With sleet mixing in, if you cannot tell.

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

FUN WEEKEND AHEAD

I've been REALLLLLLLY wanting to do this since I got back to Montana. That is, I'm hauling my ass to Banff National Park in Alberta. While in Europe I realized that even the Alps could not compete with the Canadian Rockies, so I have to go back.

Also heading to Glacier and Waterton National Parks on the way. These three parks are some of the most beautiful areas in the world. TOTALLY WORTH FLYING ALL THE WAY FROM JERSEY TO SEE!!! hint hint

Pics coming after I get back.

Friday, August 24, 2007

THE BLOLG IS BACK LOL!!!!111eleventyone1

I am in Montana once again. Since obviously there is nothing else to do in Bozeman (except for skiing, hiking, fishing, snowboarding, golfing, going on some of the world's most scenic drives, taking day trips to Yellowstone, Glacier, and Grand Teton Parks, going to concerts at the local university, shopping on Bozeman's historic Main Street, and otherwise having a great lifestyle) I will be updating this log once again.

As for Europe, I took over 200 pics while there but I need to resize them for my dad to view with his dial-up before I post them here.

Anyway, I thought I'd make a list of commercials on both TV and Radio that piss me off:

1) The Wal-Mart commercial referencing gas prices. "You can't control the price of gas but you CAN control the price of everything else! Shop at Wal-Mart." No, actually I can't control the prices of everything else - Wal-mart controls those. Assholes.

2) The 2.5 minute Celebrex commercials. You know, the ones with the blue background and lines consising of streams of words. Such an albatross right in the middle of a television program.

3) Nasonex commercials. Flonase is better. I'd know since I have severe allergies and have tried both. Screw you Mister Nasonex Bumblebee with an arbitrary French accent.

4) Any commercial for a restaurant chain that doesn't exist in Montana. Examples: TGI Fridays, Red Lobster, Ruby Tuesdays, etc. No Red Lobster, although I'm fond of you I'm not driving all the way to Seattle to enjoy your delicious seafood to the music of lobsters squealing for their lives as they die in a pit of boiling water.

5) McDonalds commercials. No, I'm not loving it. For some reason I don't love the idea of clogged arteries by age 30; just doesn't jive with me. Sorry.

6) Wendy's commercials. If I did what tastes right, I'd leave your establishment and never come back.

7) Best Buy commercials. I do not need to be reminded that the nearest Best Buy is 150 miles away in Billings. Once again, stop teasing me.

8) Nebraska tourism commercials. WTF?

Which brings me to the number one reason why Nebraska sucks: Montana - mountain scenery = Nebraska. Nebraska blows.

7)

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Off to Europe

Well, Supershuttle picks me up in 2.5 hours, and my plane leaves in 6. I don't know if/when I'll be able to update this blog again, but oh well.

Goodbye.

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

I just failed my Hydraulics final

But that's ok.

On the plus side, our President is an idiot. Look at his wink at the Queen:



Now see the Queen's cold glare in response:



LOL

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=453199&in_page_id=1811

Now for the rest of the day I get to take boxes from here to Manhattan Mini Storage. Yay.

Monday, May 7, 2007

Wolfgang Puck looks like a child molester



Although I must say his soups pwn the shite out of Cambell's and Progresso.

The Ron Paul Effect

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/story?id=3147940&page=1

I have a roll of duct tape

What should I do with it?

Annoying Mike Fatcessa-isms

"the point of the matter is..."
"tampa two!"
"this idea that..."
"this game will have ENOURMOUS ramifications!"
"I could have (fill in the blank with a common sports manouvre that he couldn't actually perform such as hit a ball/run to first/tackle/etc)"
"(insert sports team here) needs to rearrange the furniture"
"Number X can..."

Waaaaaa waaaaaaaaa Mike Francessa is the most annoying Yankees fan ever :(

Mike and the Mad Dog diss Yankees

On today's show, Fruitloops and Fatass (Mike Fatcessa... I mean Francessa, and Chris "I want to make love to the San Francisco Giants despite tha fact that they left New York eons ago" Russo) slammed the Yankees' signing of Clemens as lowering the team's status to that of a "circus." Ugh, nevermind the fact that Clemens is the best pitcher of our era!!!

Also irritating is that right now they're slamming the Yankees bench as the "worst bench in Yankees history." Gaaaaaaaah YES needs to drop those losers!

More data to suggest that Ron Paul won the debate

Traffic to his website has tripled since the debate, while traffic to his three main competitors (Giuliani, McCain, Romney) has decreased. Paul's website now pulls more traffic as those three combined.

Amazing! The great libertarian miracle? Maybe. I'm not holding my breath, though.

http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_details?site0=ronpaul2008.com&site1=mittromney.com&site2=joinrudy2008.com&site3=JohnMcCain.com&site4=&y=r&z=1&h=400&w=700&range=7d&size=Large&url=ronpaul2008.com

Sunday, May 6, 2007

Packing blows

I've been packing for two days straight and I still have a lot of stuff to pack. I have too much random shit. And I need to take a lot of this shit to the Manhattan Mini Storage two miles away on the Lower East Side. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Yankees pitching rotation with Clemens

Clemens
Mussina
Wang
Pettitte
Pavano/Irabu/etc

ROGER CLEMENS IS BACK WITH THE YANKEES!

HELL YES!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HELL YEAH HELL YEAH OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM SO HOT FOR ROGER CLEMENS

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

108 hours until I fly to Heathrow

I'm such a dweeb for counting the hours ^_^

I still only have very loose plans, lol.

New York sunset



I wish I could say I took this pic, but I didn't :(

Pro-American Sarkozy elected President of France

To the America haters over in Europe: hahahahahahahaha LOL losers.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/6630797.stm

Things I don't like about New York

1. Having to step over homeless people
2. Crazy liberals!!!!!!!! :(
3. Not being able to keep my rifles and handguns within city limits
4. Humidity
5. JFK International
6. LaGuardia International
7. Newark International
8. The fact that New Jersey is the light at the end of the tunnel
9. The expense of Manhattan Mini Storage ($120/mo for a 4x4x8 closet!!!)
10. Car insurance
11. Our bonehead mayor
12. Al Sharpton
13. Paris Hilton (does she even live here anymore?)
14. The lack of snow in the winter
15. The people who hold those stupid bottles out asking for "just a penny to feed the homeless." Someday I'm going to give one of them "just a penny" and see how they like it! Bwahahah.
16. Hillary Clinton
17. Chuck Schumer
18. Elliot Spitzer
19. Did I mention the politics here irritate me?
20. Not having anywhere to dump our trash (we send a lot of our trash on barges across the Atlantic to poor, chav-ish areas of Northern England but they always whine and complain about it. I think they should appreciate the money we give them as compensation)
21. How Giuliani isn't our mayor anymore
22. TAXES!!! Highest taxes in America x_x
23. 8.75% sales tax
24. $5 tolls to go to Jersey
25. $8 tolls to enter Manhattan
26. Highest income and property taxes in America
27. Did I mention the taxes?
28. The weird smell that fills the New York air from June through September
29. Californian transplants
30. The fact that I love this city too much to leave :( :P

ABC poll results

After hundreds of complaints, ABC has finally put Ron Paul in and reset their poll. Here are the results so far:

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/BeSeenBeHeard/popup?id=3135373

heh

Saturday, May 5, 2007

Best video in the universe!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=nR2ygFn-yR8

Unfortunately, the guy who made the video recently ended up killing himself in a bycicle accident :-/

Why I support Ron Paul

Prior to his entrance into the race for the GOP nomination, I supported Rudy Giuliani. I still like Rudy, make no mistake, but ideologically Ron Paul is superior (even if he's a dirty Texan ;) ). Ron Paul, Congressman from rural southeast Texas, is the ONLY libertarian-minded thinker in Congress, voting for limited, Constitutional government 100% of the time.

Like I said, he is a thinker - unlike the remainder of Congress. He's allowed to think due to the fact that 98% of his campaign funds come from individuals, not special interests and big corporations. His philosophical roots go back to Johne Locke, Adam Smith, and the American Founding Fathers. He is the only man in Congress arguing what George Washington wanted: "entangling alliances with no one and free trade with everyone." He believes in the original intent of the Constitution - something that Chris Matthews scoffed at during the debate last Thursday.

Ron Paul and I share the belief that the purpose, the ONLY purpose, of government is to secure the rights of life, liberty, and property of its people. In other words, you have the right to swing your fist wherever you want, so long as you don't hit my nose with it. That is where your rights end and the government must intervene. Otherwise, it should stay out. That means NO pre-emptive wars against dictators that did not aggress against us, NO laws against victemless crimes such as marijuana smoking and sodomy, and NO entitlement programs. This is how government functioned up until the Progressive Era of the early 1900's, and that is how government should function in the future.

In the debate, Paul argued for pulling our troops out of Iraq IMMEDIATELY. After all, says Paul, it was the Republican Party elected to get us out of Korea and, later, Vietman. It was the LIBERAL DEMOCRATS who got us into those messes! The roll-reversal is disgraceful for the Republican Party. Fact is that, as Paul pointed out in the debate, we're fretting over and planning wars with third-world nations with no army, no navy, and no air force. How does that espouse the small-government ideal of true conservatism? It doesn't.

The debate boiled down to nine neoconservatives and Ron Paul. The entire philosophy of the purpose of government supported by the other nine candidates was inherently contrary to everything Paul stood for in the same debate. Paul was the only candidate to come out strong against National ID cards, but a few others backtracked after his strong opposition. Paul was the only candidate to firmly come out against the war. Paul was the only candidate to oppose ANY regulation of the internet, and that includes shameful regulation of internet gambling that the other nine Republicans supported. Paul is the only candidate opposed to the Drug War, an issue especially close to me given my location in urban New York. I see and hear about the carnage resulting from drug prohibition every day, and yet the neocons would have government continue down the same anti-drug path, essentially equivalent to banging its own head repeatedly against a stone wall.

It's time to reign the neoconservatives and big government in. It's time to vote for Ron Paul! Huzzah :D

Watch Dr Paul's contributions to the debate here:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8Hfa7vT02lA

How depressing

Some of you may know that I've been writing a story. Well, the jist is that it's about a shitty town in Kansas called "Wellsford." People in town start strangely disappearing, and the town minister is elected mayor to stop it. He leads a witch hunt against the protagonist's girlfriend, etc. Anyway, the town Greensburg is mentioned several times, since it is the closest decent sized town for shopping and such.

Well, today Greensburg was destroyed by a tornado. Shit >_<

Friday, May 4, 2007

Paris Hilton is ugly

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Why in the world thousands of teenagers across America strive to look like her is entirely beyond my comprehension.

Paris goes to jail

But who cares?

You know what I care about? The fact that one week from now, I will be in London! Hell yes! \o/

More post-debate polls

The Drudge Report poll has closed, with Ron Paul in second with 22% to Mitt Romney with 29%. Giuliani was third with 21%.

MSNBC has Ron Paul leading in four out of five catagories, with Giuliani winning in the fifth catagory, "leadership."

WorldNetDaily has opened a poll, with Paul recieving 31% of the vote to Romney's 22% and Giuliani's 20%.

And yet the mainstream media continues to refuse to cover the man. Other than the National Review, which says Paul makes good points, but looks "impish" so he could never be elected. ABC News's poll includes nine out of ten candidates - all of them EXCEPT for Ron Paul: http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/BeSeenBeHeard/popup?id=3135373

Disgraceful.

Thursday, May 3, 2007

RON PAUL WON THE DEBATE!!!

48% of those polled on MSNBC's online poll had a positive opinion of his performance tonight. The second most favoured was Romney at 35%. The libertarian won!!! Of course, that's no surprise since libertarianism is inherently the only correct political persuasion. It's not hard to win a debate ;)

Update: Drudge has him in third, after Romney and close to Giuliani. Either way, a really strong showing for someone who only had 1% name recognition prior to the debate!!!

Second Update: MSNBC has declared Ron Paul the winner of the debate based on their poll results.

They actually let Ron Paul speak!

He's my boy!!!!!!!!!!!

Next debate is May 15 on Fox News. Dr. Paul will be there.

Oxford students debate whether or not to regret founding the USA

http://www.oxford-union.org/trinity?SQ_CALENDAR_VIEW=event&SQ_CALENDAR_EVENT_ID=809&SQ_CALENDAR_DATE=2007-04-26

http://article.nationalreview.com/?q=MTc2NTFmYTI0MGVlYzU5ZTJkNjZhM2E2OGI5NGVjZjk=

LOL @ the lineup of proponents of the resolution:

* Robert Griffiths (UK Communist Party)
* David Pidcock (UK Islamic Party)
* Jamal Harwood (Hizb ut-Tahir)


Good stuff. I wonder how the 1/3 Oxford students who denied our right to existence feel about the UK acting as America's little obedient lapdog? Perhaps they ought to take care of their own issues before they worry about ours.

Too bad real life doesn't work this way

My myspace friend request page:

Course evaluations came in today

I owned my Calc II Recitation survey.

Students gave me 3.45 for clarity, 3.21 for helpfulness, 1.65 for ease, and 3.80 for overall quality. Yay me!

>_>

<_<

x__x

Oh well, I think that's equivalent to a C or something. Maybe C-. Or a D+. :D

Well, the comments were wonderful. Here's what my students (ananymously) had to say about TA Jack:

"Tells stupid jokes at the beginning of each class. Thinks he's funny and everyone likes him, but the opposite is true."

"Jack is the greatest man ever. His recitations are 75 minutes of non-stop hilarity and they're the only ones I bother to show up to. He can't teach though."

"Either incredibly brilliant or incredibly stupid, depending on the time of day and the topic at hand. Nobody can read what he writes on the board because of his handwriting, but if you ask him after class to explain something he will gladly do so."

"TA typifies confused and disorganized scientist stereotype. Focuses on theory rather than practicality. Recitations are spent deriving equations instead of learning how to apply them, despite that we are tested on practical applications, making recitations basically useless. Thankfully, attendence isn't mandatory so I just stopped showing up."

"Jack is a prodigy, literally a rocket scientist. He's better than Kleeman (the professor for whom I worked), so I just stopped going to lectures, focusing on recitations only. He pretty much ignores the textbook and teaches straight from his mind, which is a welcome change. Non-math majors might have trouble keeping up with him, though."

I know who wrote the first and last ones :P

Wednesday, May 2, 2007

Holy shit, the vending machines downstares suck

A few minutes ago I made a run downstares to the vending machines to buy lunch (a Snickers Bar and a bag of Sun Chips) with three $1 bills.

Well, have I got horrors to tell you. I put the first bill in the vending machine, and it SPIT THE BILL BACK OUT! Not since I attempted to use a Sacagawea Dollar have I recieved so much disrespect by a vending machines.

Then I run FIVE FUCKING FLIGHTS up stairs to my room to get another dollar, then back down again. I insert this bill into the vending machine, and it just takes the dollar without even spitting it back out! What the bloody fucking hell is wrong with this situation???

So I walk up to the guard and tell him the vending machine isn't working, and he gave me a strange look and asked why I was asking HIM, since he was the security guard. Good question!

I go back to my arch nemesis, Sir Vending Machine of Lobbynia for a duel. I shake him around a bit. No luck. Naturally, I decided to insert another dollar. Hey! This time it credited me with $2! Excellent.

So I insert the final dollar to complete the purchase of my balanced lunch. It spits it back out. Knowing this is my last dollar, I try again and again. After seventeen tries, I realize that the machine isn't budging. But, when I press the coin return button for my $2 back, it just sits and stares at me. I am now out $2. Sir Vending may have won the battle, but I will win the war!

My life is so great that even my miseries are epic.

I miss Montana weather




I'd really like that snow on Friday *SIGH*

My advice to the 2008 Republican candidates for nomination

John McCain: Make sure to fear-monger a lot on the issue of judicial activism. Nevermind the fact that it was conservatives praising judicial activism when the courts began striking down New Deal laws in the 1930's. Win the support of the Religious Right you publicly insulted years ago.

Rudy Giuliani: Talk about 9/11. Come out strong in support of the Iraq War and the global "War on Terror." Win over the neocons.

Mitt Romney: Highlight the fact that you did your best to keep uber-Massachusetts under control. Hammer Rudy and McCain on social issues as much as possible. Build support among douchebag flip-floppers who support candidates that change positions on key issues such as abortion and gay marriage as they navigate the political world.

Sam Brownback: Make sure everybody knows you're from Kansas. Conservatives love shitty, dull, box-shaped states like Kansas. You're from the Intelligent Design state! Be proud!

Mike Huckabee: Shut the fuck up.

Duncan Hunter: Once again, location location location. Drive in the fact that you're from the one solidly Red area of California: San Diego. Also drive in the fact that, like many other solidly Red areas, SD is a dull shithole that nobody east of Arizona knows exists.

Jim Gilmore: Who are you? Next.

Tom Tancredo: Make sure you don't piss off that pesky GOP Governor who immigrated from Austria. Yes, that unfortunately means that you cannot blame "wet-backs, beaners, and taxi-cab drivers" for all of society's ills.

Tommy Thompson: Highlight the fact that you're far and away the closest of all the candidates to Bush. Everybody loves Bush.

Ron Paul: Just make sure to be the sexy libertarian beast you are. Other than that, how could I ever offer advice to the second Messiah? I LOVE YOU RONNIE!


Man, beyond Ron Paul and Rudy, the Republican Party sure does blow. Ugh.

I've been out-debated

From a Gamefaqs forum:

The Advent: This is even more ridiculous than when Russia accused itself of still mattering. (referring to an article about Russia in the Telegraph)

Me: "This is even more ridiculous than when Italy accused itself of still mattering."

Fixed. Russia has oil and nukes. They matter.

The Advent: Yes, but don't their people still freeze to death every winter en masse and don't they lose wars to Chechen rebels? Lots of good oil and nukes are doing them.

Me: Better than losing wars to Ethiopia.

The Advent: Italy lost to Ethiopia in 1896 and later gassed and conquered the entire country.

Russia lost to the chechens in 1996 and still can't get them under control.

How is Russia better, again?

Me: Chechnya is under Russian federal control once more. It's ok Advent, we know you can't help failing. You're Italian, its in your blood to fail :P

Random Person: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, MOON BLOCKADE YOU!!!!

The Advent: "Chechnya is under Russian federal control once more."

Ok, go there and tell them that.

Russia, can't get your own rebels in control. The closest the US has to chechnya is Detroit. And thats only when one of their sports teams wins a title.

...

The Detroit comment wins :(

Tuesday, May 1, 2007

NY-NJ Port Authority wants to charge tolls both ways across Hudson River bridges and tunnels

My commute to NJ is going to be so much fun :-/

$5 toll each way plus $16 to go through Manhattan ($8 each way) thanks to Bloomberg's stupid congestion plan. $26/day to commute, plus gas. Ghey.

http://wcbstv.com/topstories/local_story_121170601.html

Safest states in America along with corrosponding Brady Campaign grades

1. North Dakota: F
2. Vermont: D-
3. Maine: D-
4. New Hampshire: D-
5. Wyoming: F
6. South Dakota: D
7. Montana: F
8. Iowa: C+
9. Wisconsin: C+
10. West Virginia: D

http://www.morganquitno.com/dang07.htm

http://www.stategunlaws.org/

heh

Funny MSNBC article about Hillary Clinton from 2004

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4372246/

I especially like this bit:

As for Iraq, Clinton accused Bush and his advisers of “a rush to turn over the helm to anyone” in Iraq. “The administration’s policy seems in disarray except for their commitment to the date of July 1.”

She urged Bush to “consider delaying a transfer of sovereignty to the Iraqis for a few months at least.” But Bush and his aides are, she charged, “anxious to get out.”


What a flip-flopper she is.

Illegal immigrant rallies around New York

At Washington Square today the illegals were out in full force. The police were also out in full force, watching over them. My favourite sign was "We don't have our papers, but we work and pay taxes!"

If they admit that they don't have their papers, then why don't the police just go through and arrest them all? So much for a nation of laws.

Monday, April 30, 2007

OK OK, THIS is my last test

You Are a "Don't Tread On Me" Libertarian

You distrust the government, are fiercely independent, and don't belong in either party.
Religion and politics should never mix, in your opinion... and you feel opressed by both.
You don't want the government to cramp your self made style. Or anyone else's for that matter.
You're proud to say that you're pro-choice on absolutely everything!

OK, my last test, I swear

You Have a Phlegmatic Temperament

Mild mannered and laid back, you take life at a slow pace.
You are very consistent - both in emotions and actions.
You tend to absorb set backs easily. You are cool and collected.

It is difficult to offend you. You can remain composed and unemotional.
You are a great friend and lover. You don't demand much of others.
While you are quiet, you have a subtle wit that your friends know well.

At your worst, you are lazy and unwilling to work at anything.
You often get stuck in a rut, without aspirations or dreams.
You can get too dependent on others, setting yourself up for abandonment.

Where in New York should you live?

You Belong in Brooklyn

Down to earth and hard working, you're a true New Yorker.
And although you may be turning into a yuppie, you never forget your roots.

How in God's name did they find Natalie Portman's SAT score?

Your SAT Score of 1480 Means:

You Scored Higher Than Howard Stern
You Scored Higher Than George W. Bush
You Scored Higher Than Al Gore
You Scored Higher Than David Duchovny
You Scored Higher Than Natalie Portman
You Scored Lower Than Bill Gates

Your IQ is most likely in the 140-150 range

Equivalent ACT score: 33

Schools that Fit Your SAT Score:
Deep Springs College
Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Pomona College
Harvey Mudd College

How do you get it so your Logical IQ ISN'T below avg??? >_<

Your IQ Is 130

Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average

Your Verbal Intelligence is Exceptional

Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius

Your General Knowledge is Genius

More proof that I am evil

Naturally, the one issue I am somewhat liberal is ethics >:D

Your Political Profile:

Overall: 80% Conservative, 20% Liberal

Social Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal

Personal Responsibility: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal

Fiscal Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal

Ethics: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal

How girly are you?

You Are 36% Girly

You are a pretty hardcore tomboy, and a very free spirit.
Gender roles be dammed, you like to do things your way.

Sunday, April 29, 2007

Are you a good girl or a bad girl?

You Are a Normal Girl

You are 40% Good and 60% Bad
Sure you've pulled some bad girl stunts in your past.
But these days, you're (mostly) a good girl.

I am so apathetic

You Are 47% American

America: You don't love it or want to leave it.
But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over.
On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead...
And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!

I am on a quiz rampage >_>

You are Agnostic

You're not sure if God exists, and you don't care.
For you, there's no true way to figure out the divine.
You rather focus on what you can control - your own life.
And you tend to resent when others "sell" religion to you.

What does your Birthdate mean?

Your Birthdate: April 25

You excel at anything difficult or high tech.
In other words, you're a total (brilliant) geek.
It's difficult for you to find people worth spending time with.
Which is probably why you'll take over the world with your evil robots!

Your strength: Your unfailing logic

Your weakness: Loving machines more than people

Your power color: Tan

Your power symbol: Pi

Your power month: July

Saturday, April 28, 2007

Scottish Sovereignty?

http://www.thestar.com/News/article/208350

*grins devilishly*

Eighty years ago, the Irish faced the same question of secession from the UK. They went the secession route, and ended up fighting a bloody War for Independence. Residual tension exists to this day. Will Scotland go down the same path?

God, I hope it does. Ripping apart the United Kingdom will be a major victory for the anti-globalists.

Now, when does the Southern US secede? This time, I say we let them go.

View from my apartment

This is the intersection of Fifth Avenue and Tenth Street in Greenwich Village, three blocks north of Washington Square. I've circled the exact location where Captain Spaulding proclaimed that he "liked New York." I also have drawn an arrow pointing toward the Strand, the crown jewel of Greenwich Village >_>;

Bullocks test

Your World View

Although you make a brave show of being self-sufficient, beneath this you are unhappy and rather mixed up.
You do not know what love is, and you are more likely to boast about your conquests in a bar than prove them in a bedroom.
You tend to attract the wrong kind of lover.

It's hard to imagine you leading a full, happy life.
The warmth and give-and-take of love are not for you.
Your sex life is ringed with unreality, and you neither understand nor appreciate the opposite sex.


LOL. I am evil.

I still think Emma Watson is sexy

Is that such a crime?!?!?!??!!?! :(

I've found the greatest Mexican carry-out place

I would just like to say that it defeats even Chipotle. And that is an amazing feat. It's on 12th Street between 5th Ave and University Place. Called Big Enchilada.

I LOVE YOU, BIG ENCHILADA!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D

Interesting AFD from Mt. Holly

WE WILL ADD LOW CHC/SLGT CHC POPS IN FOR SUN AFTN AS PER THE FCSTD
-22C H5 COLD POOL THE MODELS ARE BRINGING ACRS OUR CWA. THAT POOL IS
COLD ENUF TO BRING FCSTD TT FIELDS INTO THE MID 50S AS WELL AS
GENERATE SOME LOW CAPES AND SFC LI INDICES AS LOW AS -5C. THE FCSTD
7C/KM LAPSE RATE IS NO SLOUCH EITHER. FCSTD SOUNDINGS HAVE THAT
LOADED GUN LOOK THAT WOULD MAKE BON JOVI LYRICAL. FCSTD WIND FIELDS
ARE NOT THAT STRONG BELOW H7, BUT MIGHT HAVE TO WATCH OUT FOR SOME
EVAP COOLING THAT WOULD ENHANCE THEM (MAYBE THE FIRST SVR TSRA
OF THE YEAR?). WE WILL KEEP POPS LOW FOR NOW DUE TO THE FCSTD NW SFC
FLOW THAT WILL LESSEN CONVERGENCE PLUS ANY ACCELERATION (OR
DECELERATION BEYOND 6 HOURS) OF THAT STRONG SHORT WAVE WOULD THROW
OFF THE TIMING AS WE/LL NEED THE DAYTIME HEATING WHICH AS OF TDY IS
NEARLY PERFECT. MOS GUID DATASETS MAX TEMPS LOOK PRETTY REASONABLE
AND WILL BE FOLLOWED.

http://www.srh.noaa.gov/fwd/productviewnat...on=0&max=14

I have no life for looking at Philadelphia AFD's :(

Friday, April 27, 2007

OMG Central Park is beautiful at night!

I've lived in New York for most of my life, and I've never seen the park at night. Mainly because, well, yeah... >_>

I just did it tonight, just for shits and giggles. It's amazing how quiet it is. Quiet and dark. It felt I was a Night Elf walking around Azeroth in WoW. Tomorrow I am totally going up with friends to have lightsabre duels at night.

I am such a nerd v_v

100th post! Also, Australian Prime Minister says US Democrats are helping terrorists

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=070427024429.z5eu5xpb&show_article=1

This is amusing. Now it's Australia saying America isn't conservative enough. This on top of the fact that the right-wing Sarkozy, self-described as "Sarkozy the American," appears poised to be elected President of France. Not to mention the recent election of pro-Bush, Christian Democrat (Germany's conservative political party) Andrea Merkel in Germany. Or the upcoming PM elections in the UK between Gordon Brown and David Cameron, two pro-Iraq war candidates. OR the new Conservative, pro-Bush Prime Minister of Canada, Steven Harper. Meanwhile, it appears as though America may just well elect Hillary Clinton, far more liberal than any of these people.

America is full of ass-backward conservatives and nobody likes us. What?

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Real ID update

Montana has passed a bill nullifying the "Real ID" bill passed by Congress and signed by Bush in 2005. As of last week, the state of Washington has also passed similar bill. Oregon and Idaho (and maybe California) are also likely to follow suit within the next month.

Under the new law, residents of Montana, Washington, Oregon, California, and Idaho will no longer be able to a) board airplanes b) open bank accounts or c) enter federal buildings. This should be fun :D

Western secession I say!!!

Sopranos, PAX style

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFYN8loUboA

I love doggie clothes

In Manhattan, people like to take their itsy bitsy little dogs out for walks dressed in the cutest outfits. Seriously, it is impossible to find a dog either a) undressed or b) heavier than 10 pounds. SOOOOOOOOO MF'ING CUTE!!!!!!! I LOVE TINY DOGS IN CLOTHES OMFG!!!!!!!!! CUTE ORGY ALERT.

Now that I've got that aside,

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

You know what's NOT irritating?

I AM TWENTY ONE YEARS OLD!!!!!! HELL YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TAKE THAT, UNDERAGERS!!!! I AM NOT ONE OF YOU ANY LONGER!!! HAHAHAHAHA I PWN!!!!

:D :D :D :D :D

You know what's irritating?

That my former employer who fired me (America Reads) is still sending me e-mails as if I still work for them. The latest is entitled "Ending your workyear for America Reads." Yeah, I never really ended it as it was ended for me.

You have NOOOOO idea how utterly tempting it is for me to write them back and tell them that I now have a job in line that pays 3x their hourly salary. Bah!

For those who have never been to New York

To my knowledge this is the only pic that encompasses the entire New York skyline:



EDIT: Actually on second thought it only covers the northern half of the skyline. Just looks large because it includes Midtown + the Upper East Side (most skyline pics do not include the UES). But still my favourite pic of the skyline.

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Places I could never live

I could never live in these cities, since they don't get enough snow. I'd go crazy without snow (because I'm totally sane as it is):

Richmond
Raleigh
Charlotte
Atlanta
Nashville
Louisville
Oklahoma City
Memphis
Seattle
Portland

and international cities:

Dublin (sad to say)
Cork (even sadder to say)
London
Paris
Beijing
Tokyo

I didn't include cities that don't stand any chance at all of getting snow, because the torture wouldn't be so bad. But living in a place that only gets a few inches of snow a year would just be a tease.

But I could live in any of the following:

Toronto
Calgary
Winnepeg
Anchorage
Fairbanks
Moscow
Berlin
Stockholm
Coppenhagen
Montreal
Ottawa
Minneapolis
Denver
Buffalo
Boston (if it weren't for the Sawx fans, at least)
Salt Lake City
Chicago
Cleveland
Milwaukee
Barrow, Alaska (google it hehehehehe)

I have no idea what the point to this blog entry is :(

Palm trees are cool

Seriously, I can drive around California all day and not grow bored simply because I love looking at the palm trees. They're so weird!

Paaaaaaaaalm treeeeeeeees wooooo I am totally not high right now.

Monday, April 23, 2007

OMFG! The Libertarians are running a physics professor!

YEAH!!!! His name is George Phillies. He has a Ph. D in Physics and has a list of publications here:

http://users.wpi.edu/~phillies/gp.html

He's also written science fiction. Now he's running for President as a Libertarian. I'm in love <3

Things I want to do while in Europe

1. See the skyscraper in London that loosely resembles a penis
2. Take the Chunnel
3. Drive on the Autobahn
4. See Mr Bean
5. Drive one of those shitty little compact cars those Europeans like to drive
6. Drive on the wrong side of the road in Ireland and England
7. Drive on the Autobahn
8. See if people actually walk around grocery stores with assault rifles strapped around their backs in Switzerland, as wikipedia says
9. See if I can stomach Irish food for five months straight
10. See if I can stomach English food for three days while in London (I sincerely doubt it)
11. Drive on the Autobahn
12. Wear a cowboy hat and guage reactions
13. Go to Amsterdam... hehehehehe...
14. Drive on the Autobahn
15. Re-construct the Berlin Wall, just for the hell of it
16. Eat real Belgian Waffles
17. Go to Athens and take as many pics as possible to make all my Greekophilic friends jealous
18. Did I mention that I wanted to drive the Autobahn?

I've got my plane tickets

Flight #1 (British Airways) leaves New York for London at 7:30pm on May 11th. Gets in at 6:30am, where Aunt Mary picks me up. She's going to show me around Europe ^_^ (she's retired and rich, so she has the time and money >_>) Then on May 31st, Aer Lingus takes me from London to Cork, where my OTHER Aunt Mary (I have three Aunt Mary's <_<) picks me up. I stay with her for the next several months. Flight #3 then takes me back to New York from Cork via London on October 29. All for $760! That's not bad for such a convoluted itinerary, I say.

Man, a month ago I thought I'd never be one of those losers who got excited over buying plane tickets to Europe :( I'm such a geek.

Most overpriced cities in America

According to Forbes magazine:

1 Seattle
2 Bergen-Passaic, N.J.
3 Miami
4 Portland, Ore.
5 Middlesex, N.J.
6 San Jose, Calif.
7 San Francisco
8 Chicago
9 New York
10 Jersey City, N.J.

Yeah!!! We're only ninth!!! While (according to Forbes) NY has the highest cost o living, it's somewhat worth it since job growth and salaries are high. From this study, it looks like everyone finally realized the west coast is a cultural wasteland and gave up on it. Anyway, I need to start saving up the $2 million it will cost me to buy a two-bedroom apartment in New York. Sigh.

IT IS HOT AS A MOFO OUTSIDE

GOOD LORD! 83 degrees! I'm dying over here!

Thankfully we'll be back near freezing two days from now. Isn't April lovely?

Sunday, April 22, 2007

My Maddox stickers came in yesterday

...and I have stuck them on my laptop. The best $4 I have ever spent, certainly:

Saturday, April 21, 2007

An incredible article in the LA Times

http://www.aei.org/publications/filter.all,pubID.25995/pub_detail.asp

Now there's a guy I can agree with. Pretty much dismantles the anti-gun argument.

New headphones!

SOOOOOOOOOOO lovely. Now I get to hear Matthew's, Leland's, and McGill's ever so sexy voices over Ventrillo when playing CS in crystal-clear sound. Lucky me.

Edit: I would also like to add that the bass on these headphones is phenomenal. I never thought it'd be possible for a pair of headphones to turn me on, but I was wrong!

Friday, April 20, 2007

Man, it would be supercool to live in Kansas

Just imagine: only you and the praries for miles and miles. Every morning you wake up and look out your window. You see nothing but a brown flatness. You drive to work on a highway with no turns, hills, or cars for miles and miles. The only signs of humanity you see along the way are the mileposts along the side of the road.

You get home and turn on the radio only to find Tornado Warnings being played over and over again with an eerily scratchy reception. You scramble to board up your house, but in the end you know you're a gonner either way if the tornado hits you.

Ah, but the tornado misses a half mile to your west. Or north. Or maybe east. Who knows or cares? It's Kansas.

A point by point rebuttal of Tom Plate's anti-gun propoganda

LOS ANGELES (CNN) -- Most days, it is not at all hard to feel proud to be an American. But on days such as this, it is very difficult.

The pain that the parents of the slain students feel hits deep into everyone's hearts. At the University of California, Los Angeles, students are talking about little else. It is not that they feel especially vulnerable because they are students at a major university, as is Virginia Tech, but because they are (to be blunt) citizens of High Noon America.

"High Noon" is a famous film. The 1952 Western told the story of a town marshal (played by the superstar actor Gary Cooper) who is forced to eliminate a gang of killers by himself. They are eventually gunned down.

So in other words, one isolated incident that occured 100 years ago should be the basis of public policy today?

The use of guns is often the American technique of choice for all kinds of conflict resolution. Our famous Constitution, about which many of us are generally so proud, enshrines -- along with the right to freedom of speech, press, religion and assembly -- the right to own guns. That's an apples and oranges list if there ever was one.

Apples and oranges how? Just because one asserts an opinion, such as this one, doesn't make it true. Facts to back up the argument, or an explanation at least.

Regardless, Thomas Jefferson would disagree: "The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government." In other words, the 2nd Amendment is the safeguard that protects the other nine. Once again, apples and oranges how?

Not all of us are so proud and triumphant about the gun-guarantee clause. The right to free speech, press, religion and assembly and so on seem to be working well, but the gun part, not so much.

How is it not working? 220 years going and we're still sovereign and free. In fact, we're freer than we were at the time of the Constitution's writing - slavery has been abolished. You think John Brown would have been able to storm Harpers Ferry without guns? What about Bloody Kansas? The liberty of the slaves grew from the barrel of a gun. Without the 2nd Amendment, we may still not have the 13th.

Let me explain. Some misguided people will focus on the fact that the 23-year-old student who killed his classmates and others at Virginia Tech was ethnically Korean. This is one of those observations that's 99.99 percent irrelevant. What are we to make of the fact that he is Korean? Ban Ki-moon is also Korean! Our brilliant new United Nations secretary general has not only never fired a gun, it looks like he may have just put together a peace formula for civil war-wracked Sudan -- a formula that escaped his predecessor.

What does this have to do with anything? Who is blaming Koreans? What?

This is a well-known argumentative tactic, used to over-generalize and stereotype your opponent's position to a point that it simply looks ridiculous when it really is not. Sophism at its worst.

So let's just disregard all the hoopla about the race of the student responsible for the slayings. These students were not killed by a Korean, they were killed by a 9 mm handgun and a .22-caliber handgun.

And terrorists didn't kill 3,000 in the World Trade Center; the planes did? I call BS here.

In the nineties, the Los Angeles Times courageously endorsed an all-but-complete ban on privately owned guns, in an effort to greatly reduce their availability. By the time the series of editorials had concluded, the newspaper had received more angry letters and fiery faxes from the well-armed U.S. gun lobby than on any other issue during my privileged six-year tenure as the newspaper's editorial page editor.

But the paper, by the way, also received more supportive letters than on any other issue about which it editorialized during that era. The common sense of ordinary citizens told them that whatever Americans were and are good for, carrying around guns like costume jewelry was not on our Mature List of Notable Cultural Accomplishments.

So in other words, gun-control is a divisive issue. Kind of like abortion. And legislating abortion is such a great idea, right?

"Guns don't kill people," goes the gun lobby's absurd mantra. Far fewer guns in America would logically result in far fewer deaths from people pulling the trigger. The probability of the Virginia Tech gun massacre happening would have been greatly reduced if guns weren't so easily available to ordinary citizens.

Not half as absurd as saying that the guy holding the gun doesn't kill people. In any case, you know what also would have greatly reduced the probability of a Virginia Tech massacre happening? Giving students and teachers guns to defend themselves against wackjobs such as Cho.

Foreigners sometimes believe that celebrities in America are more often the targets of gun violence than the rest of us. Not true. Celebrity shootings just make better news stories, so perhaps they seem common. They're not. All of us are targets because with so many guns swishing around our culture, no one is immune -- not even us non-celebrities.

When the great pop composer and legendary member of the Beatles John Lennon was shot in 1980 in New York, many in the foreign press tabbed it a war on celebrities. Now, some in the media will declare a war on students or some-such. This is all misplaced. The correct target of our concern needs to be guns. America has more than it can possibly handle. How many can our society handle? My opinion is: as close to zero as possible.

Once again, he blames guns without any facts to support his argument. I could just as easily blame the flying spaghetti monster. Further, nobody is going to declare a "war on students." That is absurd speculation; nothing more.

Last month, I was robbed at 10 in the evening in the alley behind my home. As I was carrying groceries inside, a man with a gun approached me where my car was parked. The gun he carried featured one of those red-dot laser beams, which he pointed right at my head.

Because I'm anything but a James Bond type, I quickly complied with all of his requests. Perhaps because of my rapid response (it is called surrender), he chose not to shoot me; but he just as easily could have. What was to stop him?

If you had a gun, then you could have stopped him.

This occurred in Beverly Hills, a low-crime area dotted with upscale boutiques, restaurants and businesses -- a city best known perhaps for its glamour and celebrity sightings.

Doesn't relate to the topic at hand what-so-ever.

Oh, and police tell me the armed robber definitely was not Korean. Not that I would have known one way or the other: Basically the only thing I saw or can remember was the gun, with the red dot, pointed right at my head.

He was probably black or Mexican. But once again, this has nothing to do with anything.

A near-death experience does focus the mind. We need to get rid of our guns.

Here he admits that his entire crusade is based on one single incident that happened to him. NEWSFLASH: We aren't all Tom Plate. In fact, my research has revealed that 99.999999984753242 percent of the world population are, in fact, NOT Tom Plate. Citing one incident that happened to you hardly is enough to support a change in public policy that would drastically alter the lives of tens of millions of rural Americans. Try again, with some statistics next time. Oh right, you have none.

My last word is this: People such as Tom Plate have no problem banning guns since it is convenient for them. But planes also can be used as killing divices, as can knives and even forks. Should we ban those too? Plate would say no, but only because banning those things would be too much of an inconvenience for him personally. But what about the inconvenience placed on millions of rural Americans who rely on guns to FEED themselves? Or the thousands more who collect antique rifles, such as myself? Surely the government would be willing to re-imburse me? They're only worth collectively over $12,000, not to mention the sentimental value attached to such antiques that have been passed along from one generation to the next. He does not address this.

Secondly, Plate assumes that the crime rates in other countries (where they have banned guns) are lower than America's. That may be true in some cases, but certainly not all. Look at Britain! The home break-in rate is twice as high as in America! Also interesting that 53% of British burglaries occur when the home-owner is at home. Compare this figure to 13% in America. Gee, I wonder why.
(http://www.telegraph.co.uk/opinion/main.jhtml?xml=/opinion/2004/10/31/do3102.xml&sSheet=/opinion/2004/10/31/ixopinion.html)
Overall crime in Britain is also higher than in America, and you are six times as likely to be assaulted in London as you are in New York. (http://observer.guardian.co.uk/politics/story/0,,647991,00.html)

Plate is just yet another elitest idiot.

Original article here:
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/04/18/commentary.plate/index.html

It's all about da SAWX and da YANKS

Nuff said.

Round one is tonight at 7:05.

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Facts about Ireland

Because I'm just so psyched :P

1. Average rainfall in Dublin is only 29 inches per year - half that of New York, but comparable to London, Manchester, or Seattle.

2. Average home price in Ireland is 270,000 euros, or about $400,000USD, making the Irish real-estate market the second most expensive in the world (after Japan).

3. Ireland is the second wealthiest nation in the world per-capita, trailing only Luxembourg (which shouldn't even count, since it's just a city with 200k people). The US is third.

4. Ireland's economy is the fastest growing in Europe, with the EU's lowest taxes.

5. Abortion is banned within the Republic of Ireland as well as the UK's Northern Ireland, although abortion throughout the rest of the UK is still much more restricted than in the US.

6. A grandson of an Irish national born outside Ireland is automatically an Irish citizen, while a child born within Ireland to immigrant parents is NOT a citien.

7. The President of Ireland is called An Taoiseach (pronounced tee-sach).

8. The Republic of Ireland remained neutral during World War II, mainly due to strained tensions with Britain.

9. Ireland was one of the four members of the United Kingdom along with England, Scotland, and Wales from 1800 to 1921, when most of the island (except the Northermost counties) seceded in a violent War of Independence.

10. Many western portions of Ireland still speak only Irish, and the Irish language is still the official language of the Republic of Ireland (although most speak English instead). 60,000 Irish citizens only speak Irish and 1.2 million speak Irish fluently as a second language.

11. Bono sucks. Nobody in Ireland actually likes him.

12. Ireland is a member of the European Union and uses the Euro as a currency, having replaced the Irish Pound in 1999.

13. Only 4 million live in Ireland, but 70 million worldwide trace their roots back to Ireland, including 40 million Americans and 10 million New Yorkers (metro).

14. Every single US President since Gerald Ford had some amount of Irish ancestry.

15. In 1972, 12 unarmed Catholic Civil Rights Activists in Northern Ireland were shot dead by the British military. The IRA gained prominance in the aftermath of the massacre, kick-starting the "Troubles."

And with that, I think I should hold my tongue and end this post ;)

The funniest car in New York

http://nyfunnycar.ytmnd.com/

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Going to Ireland for the summer

Since I have nothing better to do until I start working in November, I've decided to go to THE MOTHER COUNTRY for the summer :O And by summer, I mean May through October. According to Irish citizenship laws, if a child's parent(s) were born in Ireland, then the child is also a citizen (most Americans find this weird, but it's standard in Europe). Dad was born in Ireland and, although he left at the age of two, that still makes me a citizen. Yay loopholes :D That's nice, since I can stay there and work for as long as I want, without a visa or anything.

The moral of the story is that my great aunt (with whom I will be staying) has no internet access, so I won't be able to update this blog often. So sad. Anywho, enjoy the updates while they last.


EDIT:
On second thought, since I plan on getting some sort of job over there I'll probably just end up paying for internet access. She lives in Cork so broadband is definitely available.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

My professor has his own wiki page

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Meineck

He teaches an elective Greek comedy class that I decided to take. The funny thing is that I'd bet money he made the page himself. He is so incredibly arrogant it's hilarious. Plus he's Celtic with the red hair and everything. Most of my classmates hate him, but I love the man.

He staged a competition where everyone in the class was to bring in the most offensive comedy they could possibly find. Most everyone did the usual: South Park, Family Guy, etc. Ooh riskay! I did better - brought in a video of lesbians engaged in sexual behavior. It's a normal porn video for about two minutes, but then a random person runs onto the set and drops a bucket full of shit on the two of them. I won! LOL He said he was glad he worked at NYU because if he was anywhere else he'd have been fired ;)

A friend of mine let me borrow the video, and it's on a tape. I'll see if I can find a copy online and get it uploaded :D

Boycotting Fox News

Yep, not flipping to their channel anymore. Not even looking at their webpage. Why? Because yesterday after the VA Tech shootings, they brought on that asshole Jack Thompson, whom they termed a "school-shootings expert," to explane how violent videogames were responsible for the shootings, effectively politicising the situation.

Any self-respecting nerd has heard of Jack Thompson. He's gained infamy for his crusades against violent videogames, especially the Grand Theft Auto series. He was at the forefront campaigning against GTA when a glitch was found that allowed players to view a picture vaguely resembling a pixilated breast (oh no, it's not the family-friendly videogame I thought it was!), encouraging the government to censor the game. So basically he's a jackass.

I'll let you watch the entire interview for yourself:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weG7A4lTGtg

Some school shootings expert all right.

GRAWR I LOATHE JACK THOMPSON!!! >_<

Monday, April 16, 2007

Va Tech Shootings

Generally these sorts of national tragedies make angry above all else, so I try to keep comments to a minimum. But some amount of reflection is appropriate, in my opinion.

I got out of classes at 3pm. Being the guy I am, the first thing I did upon arriving home was to check the Drudge Report for updates on the Nor'easter. But the headline on Drudge had nothing to do with Northeastern extreme weather - it read "VIRGINIA TECH MASSACRE" (and still does).

33 dead for what? Because some kid got dumped by his girlfriend? The way he lined people up to kill them one by one... makes me want to vomit. It takes a sick, twisted, and evil thing to commit such acts. I don't even consider the murderer a human.

Also, I have decided to boycot Fox News. But more on that tomorrow; too tired and pissed off at the moment.