Things I don't like about New York

1. Having to step over homeless people
2. Crazy liberals!!!!!!!! :(
3. Not being able to keep my rifles and handguns within city limits
4. Humidity
5. JFK International
6. LaGuardia International
7. Newark International
8. The fact that New Jersey is the light at the end of the tunnel
9. The expense of Manhattan Mini Storage ($120/mo for a 4x4x8 closet!!!)
10. Car insurance
11. Our bonehead mayor
12. Al Sharpton
13. Paris Hilton (does she even live here anymore?)
14. The lack of snow in the winter
15. The people who hold those stupid bottles out asking for "just a penny to feed the homeless." Someday I'm going to give one of them "just a penny" and see how they like it! Bwahahah.
16. Hillary Clinton
17. Chuck Schumer
18. Elliot Spitzer
19. Did I mention the politics here irritate me?
20. Not having anywhere to dump our trash (we send a lot of our trash on barges across the Atlantic to poor, chav-ish areas of Northern England but they always whine and complain about it. I think they should appreciate the money we give them as compensation)
21. How Giuliani isn't our mayor anymore
22. TAXES!!! Highest taxes in America x_x
23. 8.75% sales tax
24. $5 tolls to go to Jersey
25. $8 tolls to enter Manhattan
26. Highest income and property taxes in America
27. Did I mention the taxes?
28. The weird smell that fills the New York air from June through September
29. Californian transplants
30. The fact that I love this city too much to leave :( :P