1. See the skyscraper in London that loosely resembles a penis
2. Take the Chunnel
3. Drive on the Autobahn
4. See Mr Bean
5. Drive one of those shitty little compact cars those Europeans like to drive
6. Drive on the wrong side of the road in Ireland and England
7. Drive on the Autobahn
8. See if people actually walk around grocery stores with assault rifles strapped around their backs in Switzerland, as wikipedia says
9. See if I can stomach Irish food for five months straight
10. See if I can stomach English food for three days while in London (I sincerely doubt it)
11. Drive on the Autobahn
12. Wear a cowboy hat and guage reactions
13. Go to Amsterdam... hehehehehe...
14. Drive on the Autobahn
15. Re-construct the Berlin Wall, just for the hell of it
16. Eat real Belgian Waffles
17. Go to Athens and take as many pics as possible to make all my Greekophilic friends jealous
18. Did I mention that I wanted to drive the Autobahn?
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2 comments:
If you're going to wear a cowboy hat, you might as well go all out and do it Naked Cowboy style.
Just a suggestion.
:P
LOL. And in Amsterdam, I wouldn't even need the underwear.
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