Nomah.....Nomah.....Have you ever seen a bunch of Massholes more conflicted about their sexuality? Ben and Matt, BACK bay, North END, Ted Williams' TUNNEL, French LICK, South SIDE, the Big DICK, Troy Brown going both ways, John HanCAWK, MarbleHEAD. Even the horribly bland Bellichek looks like Isaac Mizrahi with the stupid headband. Would Andy Reid ever be caught dead wearing a headband to warm his ears?
Boston is a cesspool. It is an absolutely wretched filthy wasteland. It is a cold disgusting, smelly, segregated pit of despair. Hey Beantown, scared of Black people? Troy Brown has to play both ways and Kraft makes him bus tables at Legal's? What a joke. Red Auerbach cant even stand that place or his stupid statue. Put the Charles River through a Brita Filter and you might get the Delaware or Schuykill. Lobster Rolls at McDonalds? WTF is wrong with you people. Sorry, Black Jeans and mullets are NOT cool. Not even WICKED cool. You town is not even cool enough for the Mafia anymore. Tom Brady? What is he the missing Brady. Have you ever seen someone more aw shucks then that? Ouch...My nose!.....You guys dont even deserve Bill Buckner...He is TOO good for you. The only balls you will see rolling between your legs are Ben Affleck's. What is worse than a 58 degree July day at Fenway? Nostalgic? That place is a shithole. I have never been to a more uncomfortable place. Have you ever seen anyone dumber than Larry Bird? Tommy Hearns has a stronger chin than that guy. Dr J used to school him..Remember him...He was the BLACK guy in the red Uniform. Sorry Dennis Johnson is not Black. He has red hair and freckles. After what the Eagles do the Patsys, you will all need some Robert Parish weed. Teddy Bruschi? Have you ever seen someone more Neanderthal than that? He makes Johnny Damon look like Danny Ainge. Well, at least he wont be on the Black bus to Jax with Romeo Crenel. Must be nice to do all the work, get none of the credit and have to ride Greyhound to the game. Corey Dillon? Corey Feldman could get more rush yards against the Eagles D....In Fact Corey Haim could outrun him....Sorry the Iggles wont lose to Tommy, Corey, Teddy, Charlie or Earthwin.
New England? You couldnt even beat Old England...Not even at home.
You Suck....In fact...You WICKED suck Chowderheads. Cowboy Down Cawksuckahs.
Iggles 19. Pats 18.
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Oh my. Why don't you tell us how you really feel about Boston, Jackie?
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