Wednesday, December 19, 2007

SEVERE ANUSSTORM WARNING IN EFFECT FOR MY TOILET

THE NATIONAL PLUMBING SERVICE HAS ISSUED A...

*SEVERE ANUSSTORM WARNING FOR

*THE UPSTAIRS TOILET

*EFFECTIVE UNTIL 1115 PM MDT

*AT 952 PM MDT...NATIONAL PLUMBING SERVICE SPOTTERS REPORTED A SEVERE ANUSSTORM IN THE UPSTAIRS TOILET. THIS STORM WAS STATIONARY.

*THIS STORM WILL BE NEAR:

THE UPSTAIRS TOILET NOW!

*THIS STORM WILL BE CAPABLE OF RECTALBURST WINDS TO 60 MPH AND VERY LARGE FECES CAPABLE OF SUBSTANTIAL DAMAGE TO PLUMBING.

3 comments:

~dani said...

You are gross.

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