New York to London for $12... yes, $12

http://www.cbc.ca/money/story/2007/04/13/ryanair-transatlantic.html

Damn, and I thought I was good when I found a local travel agency on Third Ave selling tickets for $80.

Anyway, just yet another reason why all Americans should just submit to their New York overlords and move here. It now costs $12 to fly from NY to Europe, while at the same costing over $1000 to fly from Los Angeles to Europe. LA phails at life yet again. Let's give California back to the Mexicans. Except that we get to keep San Francisco (because I like it) and Fortuna (because dad lives there). Also we get to keep highway 101, so I can drive between Fortuna and San Francisco without a passport. That's be cool. Also, we get to keep San Mateo County, so I can fly into SFO without a passport. But Mexico can have everything else. While we're at it, let's give Mexico the entire Southern United States too. The South wanted to leave 140 years ago, so I say we let them leave.

Yes, I just went from trans-atlantic airfare to a Civil War rant. I am so hot right now.

UPDATE: After reading the article more carefully, I've realized that they're also going to run cheap flights from NY to Dublin as well. Here I come Ireland, you sexy beast! ALL HAIL THE MOTHERLAND!!!