I'm somewhat of a frequent flyer, making the 12 hour, $700 treck from New York to Montana a couple times a year. And since Delta is the only major airline that serves most towns in Montana, I fly with them. Here are some suitable phrases I think Delta stands for:
Doesn't Ever Leave The Airport
Don't Expect Luggage To Arrive
Don't Expect to Leave on Time, Asshole
Do Expect Large Turbulance Amounts
Departing Even Later Than Anticipated
Doesn't Everything Lead To Atlanta?
Does Every Little Thing Awfully
Don't Expect Luxurious Treatment Aboard
Do Expect Lame-ass transfers at Atlanta
More as they come to mind.
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This is great info to know.
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