I had to take care of some business up on 45th street tonight. The weather was nice and brisk, so I decided to walk rather than take the train. I overheard the following tidbits while walking there and back:
"I think he has a nice personality generally, but he has an annoying voice. I just don't think I could have sex with him."
"Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck."
"Damn, that is one fine piece of ass right there."
"His face just looked like a penis. Do you know what I mean?"
"Yes, but do you think you could fit his entire face into your mouth, though?"
"Shut the fuck up."
"It's a pedestrian revolution! YAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" (just sorta random - this person was not actually conversing with anyone)
"Are you fucking retarded? Why would you move to Jersey?!?!?!?!?!?!"
"Because your mom."
And people say we're rude. Pffft.
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http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/
Teen girl: Man, I didn't do anything this week to make me less sick.
Teen guy: Yeah, you smoked, drank, and sucked dick.
Teen girl: I didn't drink.
LMFAO!!!! Great find Dannish!!!!
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