Techno sucks

I am generally open-minded when it comes to music. Rock, classical, and jazz are all lovely. Even country and rap have a few songs that are decent. Not really a fan of those two genres, but I tolerate them.

But I draw the line at techno. This is the one musical genre that I absolutely cannot stand. Ever sicne the start of the spring semester, the people in the apartment next to mine have taken to listening to techno music late into the night. And by that, I mean until 4am, every night. Even weeknights. The line has been drawn, and these assmunches are so far away from the line, they cannot even see the line.

So the other day I politely asked them to turn it down a bit, since it was late, my roommate had a midterm the following morning, and I was tired of listening to him complain about the situation. They turned it down, then back up five minutes later. I went back over there and the same guy answered. So I just smiled at him and expected him to understand. Instead he gave me a blank stare. "So yeah... could you turn it down?"

"No can do, bro."

"Why not?"

"You look like you need a beer."

"Well, ok."

So he invited me in and I had a beer. It was a Sam Adams, and I like Sam Adams. So all was good.