Hillary: Is a supporter of the war in Iraq, at least when it's quasi-popular to take such a stance.
Cheez-its: Is a supporter of the war against hunger between that obnoxious 4-6 hour gap between lunch and dinner.
Advantage: Cheez-its
Hillary: Waffles on the issue of "partial-birth" abortion.
Cheez-its: Doesn't go well with waffles.
Advantage: Draw
Hillary: Costs $400,000.
Cheez-its: Costs $3.
Advantage: Cheez-its
Hillary: Wastes thousands of federal dollars to go on trips to Iraq and Israel, despite the fact that she could easily pay for those trips herself.
Cheez-its: Just sits there.
Advantage: Cheez-its
Hillary: Supports health care for all Americans.
Cheez-its: Supports a continuation of America's status as the most overweight nation on earth.
Advantage: Hillary
Hillary: Has such a large lead in the Democratic primary, she can taste victory.
Cheez-its: Tastes like cheezy goodness.
Advantage: Cheez-its
Overall Advantage: A tough choice indeed, but with a margin of 4-1, I'm going with Cheez-its for President.
2 comments:
Upon reading this blog post, the following discussion took place...
Whitney: i like the individual bags though
Dani: i think all the rules still apply
Whitney: they would have to specify but the picture is of the box
Whitney: and they get stale
Whitney: so does hilary but whatever, its not my joke, i won't take it
Dani: apparently so does hillary
Dani: hahahaha
LOL. I just noticed that.
Whitney ftw, apparently.
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