Things this winter sucks more than

The Million Mom March
The Yankees' performance in the 2004 ALCS
Paris Hilton
My last Abstract Algebra II problem set (got a 2/6 on it)
Grading Calculus II problem sets (which I sohuld be doing right now)
The Southern states
Waking up at 7:00
AOL
Windows ME
RAMBUS
Existentialists
Hippies
The Who
Oasis
Death Cab for Cutie (my roommate really likes this group. DCfC makes me want to drown myself)
Newark, New Jersey
Central Islip
LaGuardia Airport
The Long Island Expressway on a Friday evening
Monica Lewinski
The Democratic Party
The Republican Party
Northern Ireland
The Boston Red Sox
Rhode Island
The television show "Friends"
Smog Angeles
Toasted Pop Tarts (leave them untoasted!!!)
Morning classes
Sonic 3D Blast
Playstation 3
Final Fantasy XII
Final Fantasy XI
Final Fantasy X
Final Fantasy IX
Final Fantasy VIII
etc...
Dining hall food
Teenagers
The East Village
NYC tap water
The NY City Council
Elliot Spitzer
Hillary Clinton
Chuck Schumer
Charlie Rangel

In fact, this winter sucks more than all the above COMBINED. Not only that, but this winter has really sharp teath. So when it sucks, it hurts. Goddamn.