From a Gamefaqs forum:
The Advent: This is even more ridiculous than when Russia accused itself of still mattering. (referring to an article about Russia in the Telegraph)
Me: "This is even more ridiculous than when Italy accused itself of still mattering."
Fixed. Russia has oil and nukes. They matter.
The Advent: Yes, but don't their people still freeze to death every winter en masse and don't they lose wars to Chechen rebels? Lots of good oil and nukes are doing them.
Me: Better than losing wars to Ethiopia.
The Advent: Italy lost to Ethiopia in 1896 and later gassed and conquered the entire country.
Russia lost to the chechens in 1996 and still can't get them under control.
How is Russia better, again?
Me: Chechnya is under Russian federal control once more. It's ok Advent, we know you can't help failing. You're Italian, its in your blood to fail :P
Random Person: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, MOON BLOCKADE YOU!!!!
The Advent: "Chechnya is under Russian federal control once more."
Ok, go there and tell them that.
Russia, can't get your own rebels in control. The closest the US has to chechnya is Detroit. And thats only when one of their sports teams wins a title.
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The Detroit comment wins :(
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Shit; I just remembered that my most esteemed reader is Italian >_>
Yup. Love you too, Jackiepoo.
OMG but I'm sure I will LOVE Italy when I go to Europe next month!
Soooo not fair :( Go get blessed by the Pope for me :P
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