Two lefties being amusing

Two radio hosts on Air America (on a show that airs at 3am EST, no less) decided to have at my boy Rudy Giuliani the other day. There's an outrageously funny video of those two whining about Rudy on youtube. Enjoy:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=QUARWkvZYUo

Man, where the fuck do I start? I think I will start with their opening line: "As far as Republican candidates go, there's one REAL BAD GUY out there. And that's Rudy Giuliani. He is a BAD person." OH NOES! They make him out to be Emperor Palpatine or something. LMFAO. Also, "real bad" is incorrect grammar - "real" is an adjective, never an adverb.

Now that I've had a laugh about that, let me explain why they're both morons. Firstly, they're broadcasting this show out of California and it is patently obvious that neither have a command over the issues 3,000 miles away in New York. The dumbass on the left (henceforth called dumbass #1) faults Giuliani for placing a communications centre near the WTC site. Two things about that. First, Ed Koch put it there in the 80's, likely before dumbass #1 was out of grade school. Giuliani had no say in that. Secondly, nobody in New York had any idea some fuckjob over in Afghanistan would ever slam two jetliners into the Twin Towers. Pardon Giuliani for not being a psychic.

Then dumbass #2 goes on to talk about Bernie Kerik and how he "followed people around in New York who were critical of him." Huh? I don't even know what the hell he's talking about. And soon after he claims that the murder rate declined under Giuliani's administration only because the people stopped reporting the crimes. Dumbass #1 decides to be slightly less of a dumbass and he objects to that assertion, to his credit. The murder rate declined from over 2000 per year to under 600. Is dumbass #2 really claiming that 1,400 homicides went unreported, or that Giuliani somehow managed to cover them up? Hello???

Then dumbass #1 goes off on a tangent about Giuliani's third term aspirations, which didn't actually exist. Giuliani was being interrogated by news reporters and had polls shoved in his face showing support from New Yorkers for a 3rd term, to which he responded along the lines of "I don't know what's the right thing to do." Soon after (as in, less than ONE WEEK after 9/11), he firmly made the decision not to run and through his support behind the Republican Bloomberg. Specifically, what he said was "I think what I should do is to do the job until December 31 and prepare someone else, whomever the citizens select, as the next mayor." Oh boy, talk about a power monger!!! Moron.

Stick to West Coast politics, fellahs. Or at least, please have a clue before you start dissecting New York's local politics. Talking out of your ass, while popular, isn't cool.