My proposal for Iraq

We need to send chimpanzees to Iraq. 20,000 troop surge? More like a 20,000 chimpanzee surge. The terrorists won't be able to resist the charm and cuteness of 20,000 chimpanzees looking at them. Plus we can train them to use assault rifles, and perhaps attach lasers onto their heads.

Chimps with lasers on their heads. Unstoppable.