Ann Coulter is a liberal plant

There is no other explanation. How can anybody be this stupid? Surely she realizes that she's turning anyone with a brain away from the Republican Party when she says things like "I was going to have a few comments on the other Democratic presidentail candidatebut John Edwards, it turns out you have to go into rehab if you go into rehab if you use the word 'faggot,' so I - sort of at an impasse, can't really talk about Edwards."

Yes, she indeed said the above while delivering a speech to the Conservative Political Action Committee yesterday. I can't believe the CPAC invited her, but I suppose I can believe that she said something like that. Why? Look at these gems to come out of her mouth:

On the Middle East - "We should invade their countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity."

On the "Jersey Girls," a group of 9/11 widows critical of Bush - "These broads are millionares, lionized on TV and in articles about them, reveling in their status as celebrities and stalked by griefparrazies. I have never seen people enjoy their husbands' deaths so much."

On swing voters/libertarians/other non-partisans - "You're either a liberal or you're a conservative if you have an IQ above a toaster."

On terrorism - "My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building."

On public school teachers -"Teachers in the private sector earn about 60 percent less than public school teachers. And their students actually learn to read."

I could go on and on... But seriously though, she can't actually believe what she's saying, can she? Every time she opens her mouth she makes the conservative movement and the Republican Party look bad. Everything she says, and I mean everything, is either fascist rhetoric, factually wrong, or a combination thereof. And worst of all - she lives in New York (more proof that she is indeed a liberal plant. If she were half as conservative as she claims to be, she wouldn't be living in this town).