FUN WEEKEND AHEAD

I've been REALLLLLLLY wanting to do this since I got back to Montana. That is, I'm hauling my ass to Banff National Park in Alberta. While in Europe I realized that even the Alps could not compete with the Canadian Rockies, so I have to go back.

Also heading to Glacier and Waterton National Parks on the way. These three parks are some of the most beautiful areas in the world. TOTALLY WORTH FLYING ALL THE WAY FROM JERSEY TO SEE!!! hint hint

Pics coming after I get back.

THE BLOLG IS BACK LOL!!!!111eleventyone1

I am in Montana once again. Since obviously there is nothing else to do in Bozeman (except for skiing, hiking, fishing, snowboarding, golfing, going on some of the world's most scenic drives, taking day trips to Yellowstone, Glacier, and Grand Teton Parks, going to concerts at the local university, shopping on Bozeman's historic Main Street, and otherwise having a great lifestyle) I will be updating this log once again.

As for Europe, I took over 200 pics while there but I need to resize them for my dad to view with his dial-up before I post them here.

Anyway, I thought I'd make a list of commercials on both TV and Radio that piss me off:

1) The Wal-Mart commercial referencing gas prices. "You can't control the price of gas but you CAN control the price of everything else! Shop at Wal-Mart." No, actually I can't control the prices of everything else - Wal-mart controls those. Assholes.

2) The 2.5 minute Celebrex commercials. You know, the ones with the blue background and lines consising of streams of words. Such an albatross right in the middle of a television program.

3) Nasonex commercials. Flonase is better. I'd know since I have severe allergies and have tried both. Screw you Mister Nasonex Bumblebee with an arbitrary French accent.

4) Any commercial for a restaurant chain that doesn't exist in Montana. Examples: TGI Fridays, Red Lobster, Ruby Tuesdays, etc. No Red Lobster, although I'm fond of you I'm not driving all the way to Seattle to enjoy your delicious seafood to the music of lobsters squealing for their lives as they die in a pit of boiling water.

5) McDonalds commercials. No, I'm not loving it. For some reason I don't love the idea of clogged arteries by age 30; just doesn't jive with me. Sorry.

6) Wendy's commercials. If I did what tastes right, I'd leave your establishment and never come back.

7) Best Buy commercials. I do not need to be reminded that the nearest Best Buy is 150 miles away in Billings. Once again, stop teasing me.

8) Nebraska tourism commercials. WTF?

Which brings me to the number one reason why Nebraska sucks: Montana - mountain scenery = Nebraska. Nebraska blows.

7)

Off to Europe

Well, Supershuttle picks me up in 2.5 hours, and my plane leaves in 6. I don't know if/when I'll be able to update this blog again, but oh well.

Goodbye.

I just failed my Hydraulics final

But that's ok.

On the plus side, our President is an idiot. Look at his wink at the Queen:



Now see the Queen's cold glare in response:



LOL

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=453199&in_page_id=1811

Now for the rest of the day I get to take boxes from here to Manhattan Mini Storage. Yay.

Wolfgang Puck looks like a child molester

Although I must say his soups pwn the shite out of Cambell's and Progresso.

The Ron Paul Effect

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/story?id=3147940&page=1

I have a roll of duct tape

What should I do with it?